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A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer
lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range
from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.
He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it
might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling
naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
Her husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at
least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
The funeral's on Friday.
lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range
from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.
He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it
might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling
naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
Her husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at
least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
The funeral's on Friday.
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A year on...
For anybody that stumbles upon this page and happens to read this, they may notice that I haven't posted to this journal for over a year.
Why?
Because I have my own blog and constantly update that.
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Long Time No See....
So, after being away for... ooh about 16 months, I've decided to breathe new life into my deviantART page. I kinda stopped submitting as soon as my subscription ran out. I'm hoping to pay for another subscription in March. It's not that I can't afford it, it's just that as I've not been submitting I thought there was no point.
Most of my creative juices have been focused toward my band in the last year. Not only have I been writing music, recording and gigging, I've also been a bit of a Steven Spielberg and shooting videos for the band.
But now, I feel that I'm ready to start submitting to devART again.
Peace
We have the easy life
Sent to me from a female friend...
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Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name stays put.
Your garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol
station toilet because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add ch
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