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Wow! It's been a loooooong time since I've been on here. Looks like they've made quite a few changes. Might have to add some of my most recent photography on here soon! Meanwhile, follow me on Twitter here...
http://twitter.com/stevejbeck
Long Time No See....
So, after being away for... ooh about 16 months, I've decided to breathe new life into my deviantART page. I kinda stopped submitting as soon as my subscription ran out. I'm hoping to pay for another subscription in March. It's not that I can't afford it, it's just that as I've not been submitting I thought there was no point.
Most of my creative juices have been focused toward my band in the last year. Not only have I been writing music, recording and gigging, I've also been a bit of a Steven Spielberg and shooting videos for the band.
But now, I feel that I'm ready to start submitting to devART again.
Peace
We have the easy life
Sent to me from a female friend...
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Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name stays put.
Your garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol
station toilet because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add ch
Dealing with Difficult People
Every so often, all of us find ourselves having to deal with a difficult
person. Tact and diplomacy comes hard but it can be learned. Having a
sense of humour helps. Here's a few phrases you might find useful...
1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
6. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
7. I will always
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