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Follow me on Twitter
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Wow! It's been a loooooong time since I've been on here. Looks like they've made quite a few changes. Might have to add some of my most recent photography on here soon! Meanwhile, follow me on Twitter here...
twitter.com/stevejbeck
twitter.com/stevejbeck
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A year on...
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For anybody that stumbles upon this page and happens to read this, they may notice that I haven't posted to this journal for over a year.
Why?
Because I have my own blog and constantly update that.
My Blog
Why?
Because I have my own blog and constantly update that.
My Blog
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Long Time No See....
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So, after being away for... ooh about 16 months, I've decided to breathe new life into my deviantART page. I kinda stopped submitting as soon as my subscription ran out. I'm hoping to pay for another subscription in March. It's not that I can't afford it, it's just that as I've not been submitting I thought there was no point.
Most of my creative juices have been focused toward my band in the last year. Not only have I been writing music, recording and gigging, I've also been a bit of a Steven Spielberg and shooting videos for the band.
But now, I feel that I'm ready to start submitting to devART again.
Peace
Most of my creative juices have been focused toward my band in the last year. Not only have I been writing music, recording and gigging, I've also been a bit of a Steven Spielberg and shooting videos for the band.
But now, I feel that I'm ready to start submitting to devART again.
Peace
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We have the easy life
2 min read
Sent to me from a female friend...
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Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name stays put.
Your garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol
station toilet because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well rendered burp is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
.. . ..:. ..:.::.::::.::.::::.:.:..:...:... .. . .
Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name stays put.
Your garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol
station toilet because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well rendered burp is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
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Dealing with Difficult People
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Every so often, all of us find ourselves having to deal with a difficult
person. Tact and diplomacy comes hard but it can be learned. Having a
sense of humour helps. Here's a few phrases you might find useful...
1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
6. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
7. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
8. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
9. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
10. No, my powers can only be used for good.
11. How about never? Is never good for you?
12. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
13. You are beginning to sound reasonable... time to up my medication.
14. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
15. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
16. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
17. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
18. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
19. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
person. Tact and diplomacy comes hard but it can be learned. Having a
sense of humour helps. Here's a few phrases you might find useful...
1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
6. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
7. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
8. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
9. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
10. No, my powers can only be used for good.
11. How about never? Is never good for you?
12. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
13. You are beginning to sound reasonable... time to up my medication.
14. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
15. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
16. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
17. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
18. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
19. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
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